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“We’re here!” The Hokage shouted. “Everyone, leave the bus with all your belongings.” The children grabbed all their items and walked off the bus. “Here is where you will be staying for the next week.” Tsunade said, pointing to the resort in front of them. The group “Oohed” and “Awwed” at the sight; the immense inn was fit for a prince, maybe even a king. The sun glistened on the roof top and the steam from the bath house blew in their faces. The teens ran towards the front entrance. “Hold it right there,” Jiraiya demanded. The man stood in the way of the parading group. The children frowned. “Now before we let you loose to do as you please there are some rules.”

All the children stood as they got lectured. Tsunade paced back and fourth, not taking her eye of the group for one second. “Okay, rule number one:” she started, “There will be no fighting. Rule number two: There will be no sneaking around-” “Hey what do you mean ‘no sneaking ar-” Sakura bopped Naruto. Tsunade glared at them. “As I was saying there will be no sneaking around for I don’t want any of you getting hurt. And last but not least, rule number three: Remember to enjoy this week because when we get back you’re all going to get worked like dogs.”

The team all walked in eagerly; ready to start their spring break. Naruto and Sakura walked towards the check in counter. “Hey Sakura-chan, do you want to get rooms on the same floor?” Naruto asked, with a big smile. Sakura glared back. “Sure,” she answered. Sai caught up to them, with Ino on his arm. “Hey Billboard Brow you want to share a room?” Ino asked. Sakura shrugged. “Might as well.” “Great, but it has to be on the same floor as Sai-kun’s.” Ino told her. Sai’s face had the cry of fear written all over it. A sly grin appeared on Naruto. “Hey Sai, how about we share a room?” he suggested. “Okay Naruto-kun.” “Well that works out perfectly. Naruto and I are going to be on the same floor.” Sakura told them. Sai face turned white.  

The foursome walked over to the main desk. Sakura rang the bell. Ding, ding! “Yes?” a desk worker with the name tag “Joy” asked. Sakura cleared her throat. “Ahem yes, we’re from the Konoha spring break group.”  Joy looked peculiar at the four. She went over to her computer. “What did you say your names were?” she asked. “The rooms should be under Tsunade & Jiraiya.” Sakura answered. Joy stroked a few keys and click some buttons then came back to the desk. “There’re only two rooms left under those reservations. They’re right across from each other.” She informed them. The foursome took a minute to think. “We’ll take them!” Naruto cried. “Very well then,” Joy handed two keys to Sakura and two to Naruto. “Enjoy your stay.”

The group walked on to the elevator. “Okay, let’s see what rooms we’ve got.” Ino said, grabbing one of the cards from Sakura. “Ooh, room 745. What room did you guys get?” Naruto gave one card to Sai and looked at the other. “We’ve got ro-” “I wasn’t asking you! I was asking Sai-kun.” Ino interrupted. “Sai-kun, what room did you get?” Sai looked at the card. “Uh, room 746,” he said. “You know what would be fun?” Sakura posed. Naruto’s eyes widened. “What?” He asked. “…If we all go down to one of those restaurants.” She finished. Ino jumped and clapped. “That’s a great idea; almost like a double date.” She remarked. Sakura and Naruto blushed. Sai turned paler.

The elevator stopped on the seventh floor; the group got off. They walked down the hall to the rooms which sat right on the corner of the inn. “Woo-hoo!” Naruto yelped as he ran to his room. “Naruto,” Sakura cried. “Keep it down; you don’t want to get in trouble now, do you?” She scolded. Naruto snorted. “Ha, I won’t get in trouble; at least not this week.” Sakura sighed. “I find that hard to believe,” Naruto opened the door to his room; his eyes became as huge as watermelons. “Dattebayo!” he screamed. Naruto ran inside and dropped his luggage on the floor. He jumped on one of the beds. The three others walked inside the suite. Ino and Sakura’s mouths fell to the floor. “Oh come on, you guys got a suite?!” Ino shouted. Sakura shook her head. Ino grabbed Sakura’s arm. “Come on Billboard Brow let’s check out our room.” She said, pulling her along.

The two girls opened the door; what the saw amazed them. Inside the room sat two king sized beds with white fluffy quilts, with sheets and countless pillows. There was a small love seat and mini fridge. The bathroom was humongous and had tons of scented candles. A table sat in the corner of the room. Two candy boxes sat on the night stand between the two beds. The girls ran and picked one up each. Inside the boxes laid twenty chocolates. Each one said a sweet for my sweet. “What the…Who could these be from?” Sakura wondered. “Mmm… My first choice would be Naruto and Sai.” Ino said. “Ino, how could they have possibly planned this ahead of time and how could either of them be smart enough to do so.” Sakura remarked. Ino pouted. “Hey, Sai-kun isn’t stupid.” She protested. Sakura put the candies down. “Maybe not, but, when it comes to romance or any kind of social contact, he’s retarded…” She stated. “And Naruto,” She went on, “Well he’s not the much better in that department.” Ino looked at Sakura with a sly grin. “How would you know, you and Naruto are just friends, aren’t you?” Sakura’s face turned red. “I…uh…well when you’re friends or teammates you seem to know about a person’s romantic…uh…capability!” “…Uh-huh…”        
       
Naruto and Sai lay on their beds; Sai drawing in his book, while Naruto bothered him. “Hey Sai do you think that Sakura-chan and your mental girlfriend liked those chocolates?” Sai glared. “That thing is not my girlfriend.” he stated. Naruto sighed. “That’s a relief. But if she’s not your girlfriend then why did you take up Ero-senni’s offer for romance advice?” “I was hoping it would drive her away; from what I’ve heard he’s a hopeless pervert.” Sai answered. Naruto snorted. “Humph, everybody knows that! That’s why I added a little personal touch to our gifts.” “What do you mean?” Naruto snickered; a devious look appeared on his face. He lean over to Sai and whispered. Sai’s face turned white. “Naruto-kun, why did you do that?! Now she’s going to think I like her!” Naruto glared. “That would be the point; maybe if you stopped calling her ‘Ms. Beautiful’ this wouldn’t have happened!”

“We can sit here all day Billboard Brow.” Ino told her. A single bead of sweat slid down Sakura’s brow. She reached over Ino and picked up one of the heart shaped boxes. “Hey Ino, did we ever think of the possibility that these weren’t even meant for us?” she asked. Ino glowered. “We’re not talking about that right now.” She snatched the box away; a small card slid out. “Hmmm, what’s this?” Sakura picked it up. “‘To my Ms. Beautiful: Your eyes look like the blueberries and your hair looks like bleached wheat’?” Sakura stared at the card. “Let me see that.” Ino snapped. Her face flushed red. “Oh, my Sai-e-kins wrote this.” She exclaimed. Sakura twitched. “He’s so romantic,” she went on; holding the card to her chest. “See it says it here: ‘To my Ms. Beautiful. From your Sai-e-kins’”

Sakura picked up the other box and shook it; as she guessed there was another card. She picked it up; the card was pink; it had a cherry blossom drawn on it. She mentally read. “‘To my dear Cherry Blossom: Your eyes sparkle like flawless emeralds while the scent of lavender lingers on your hair… To my dear Cherry Blossom; from Naruto.’…!?”  Her face flushed bright pink, her eyes became wide, and she dropped the card on the floor beneath her. Ino watched as Sakura stared into space with her mouth wide open. “Uh Billboard Brow, are you okay?” she asked, waving a hand in her dazed friend’s face. “What did that thing say?” Ino reached for the card but, Sakura quickly snatched it away. “Sakura what’s wrong?” Sakura got off the bed and walked over to her suitcase. “Nothing!”

Bored to death, Naruto stared out the window that led to their balcony. He looked at the sky; it was crisp blue, with no clouds in sight. “Sakura-chan…” He sighed. A smile crept its way on his face from the thought. Sai walked in to see the sight of Naruto practically having hearts swirl around his head. “Naruto-kun, aren’t you going to get ready yet?” he asked. Naruto turned around; a slid of flush in his cheeks. “Huh, get ready for what?” “The date with Ino and… Sakura-san …” His face perked up; his eyes became wide and his mouth dropped. “D-Date with S-Sakura-chan!” he exclaimed. Naruto grabbed his suitcase and dashed to the bathroom. Sai stood in the middle of the suite thunderstruck. “Where did Naruto-kun go?” he wondered.

Sakura sat on her bed, waiting for Ino. “Come on Ino its time to go; Naruto and Sai will be here any minute!” Ino was in the bathroom; getting ready. “Don’t get your panties in a bunch Billboard Brow; just give me five more minutes and you’ll get to see your boyfriend.” She teased. Sakura’s face flushed pink. Naruto, her boyfriend; what a crazy thought. “Billboard Brow, are you still there?” Ino queried. “Uh yeah,”  “Good, I was scared you where mad.” Sakura was confused. “Why?” she wondered. Ino opened the bathroom door. “Eh yeah, you know for the ‘boyfriend’ bit.” She answered. Sakura blushed. “Heh-heh…uh…yeah…right…” Ino rolled her eyes. “Come on Sakura, why don’t we surprise our bo-…uh…friends and pick them up?” A wiling smile appeared on Sakura face; she gave Ino a nod. “Great, let’s go Billboard Brow.” “I wish she would stop calling me that…”

“Naruto-kun, Ino and Sakura-san are waiting.” Sai remarked. Naruto sighed heavily. “Sai I’m trying do something.” He explained. “Do what?” Naruto glowered. “Just something,” he repeated. “What is ‘something’?” Sai asked. “Nothing!” Sai opened the door and found Naruto… Sai’s mouth hung wide with his eyes big. “Naruto-kun, why are you shaving?!”
In his hand, Naruto held and plastic razor and on his face was a beard of shaving cream. “Ouch, Sai look what you made me do!”  He grabbed a towel. “Naruto-kun you’re only sixteen and you have no facial hair, why would you need to shave?” Sai asked. Naruto glared heavily. “Because I want to!”

Knock, knock! “Room service!” a voice called. Sai opened the door. “We didn’t order ro-” “Hi Sai-e-kins!” Ino greeted, wrapping her arms around him. Sai’s face turned as blue as the sky it’s self. “Can’t breathe,” he gasped. “Uh I think that’s enough for now,” Sakura said. Ino sighed. “I guess your right. We should save some for later.” Sai gulped. “Later?” he asked. Ino ran her hand down Sai’s arm. “Why yes Sai-kun; me and you are going to do something tonight.” she said mysteriously. Sai’s face turned white as he silently prayed for help. “What’s with all these ‘somethings’ lately” Sakura looked around. “Where’s Naruto?” she asked. Sai fidgeted as Ino ran her hands in his hair. “…Uh…he’s in the bathroom…”

Naruto washed away the shaving cream and cleaned his cut. “Ow, ow, ow, ow; why did I have to shave!” he cried. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Knock, knock! “Naruto, can I come in?” “Sakura-chan…” Naruto swiftly grabbed the toilet paper and placed it on his cut. “C-Come in.” His replied. Sakura slowly open the door. “Hey Naruto, are you ready to go?” she asked. “Uh…yeah Sakura-chan.” He answered. He walked passed her, sideways; trying to hide his razor mishap. Obviously he forgot to rip off a square. “Uh, Naruto, why do you have a trail of toilet paper following you?” she asked. Naruto’s face turned redder than a ripe tomato. He stood in front of his friend fiddling his fingers. “I…uh…well…you see…there…was…this thing and…” Sakura pulled the paper off Naruto’s face. Sakura, being the cunning girl she was, pieced the puzzle together. “Ha, ha, he tried to shave did he…?” Inner Sakura stated with a laugh. Sakura forced an innocent look upon her face. “Oh Naruto, your bleeding!” she exclaimed. Naruto was bewildered. “Uh I guess…”              

“Naruto-kun, Sakura-san, please help me!” Sai begged. “Oh Sai-e-kins, how about after dinner we also go to the bath house and use one of the private baths?” Ino said from the background. Naruto and Sakura snickered. “No offense Sai but having a girlfriend would do you good.” Sakura commented. Ino popped up behind Sai and hugged him. “Come on Sai-e-kins, Billboard Brow, Lemon Head; its time to go.”

The teenaged foursome sat around a small table eating; Sai and Ino on one side, Naruto and Sakura on the other. “So, what do you guys want to talk about?” Ino asked. They all looked around. “Well how about we talk about what we’re going to do tomorrow.” Sakura suggested.
Ino clapped. “Oh yeah that’s a good idea Billboard Brow.” She remarked. Sakura glowered. “Ino, would you please stop calling me that.” She demanded. Ino cocked her head. “Stop calling you what?” she asked. Sakura sighed. “Never mind…Ino-pig.” Ino glared. “Uh Sai what are you going to do tomorrow?” Sakura asked. Ino clutched her arms around Sai’s. “Sai-kun and I are going to spend all night and tomorrow together.” She informed them. Sakura and Naruto twitched. Sakura leaned over to Naruto. “Maybe we should have gotten him out when we had the chance…” she whispered. He nodded. Ino glanced at her watch. “Well look at the time me and my Sai-e-kins have to go now.”  Ino stood up pulling Sai with her. “Bye Billboard Brow, bye Lemon Head.” She said as her and Sai walked off. Sakura stood up. “I better be going too.” she said. Naruto stood up and grabbed her arm. “Wait Sakura-chan, I’ll walk with you.” He offered. Sakura rolled her eyes. “Okay Naruto.”

Naruto and Sakura walked down the halls of the inn silently. With neither of them saying a word it got fairly awkward and quite. The two made it to their rooms at a snail’s pace. Sakura took her key out and slide it through the door. “Hey Naruto,” she asked. “Yeah Sakura-chan,” he replied, opening his door. “Why don’t you come over; we can play…chess later.” She offered. Naruto was surprised by the offer. “S-Sure Sakura-chan…” Sakura gave him a quick smile and closed her door. “Why the hell did I say chess?!”     

Knock, knock! With her blue night gown flowing in the air; Sakura swiftly ran to the door. Opening the door she saw Naruto; standing in his green and yellow pajamas. “I have the chessboard set up,” she told him, gesturing to her bed. One the bed lay a chessboard with two pillows for seats. The two teenagers sat on either side of the bed ready to play. A small grin appeared on Sakura’s face. “How about we make it interesting?” she suggested. Naruto was perplexed. “What do you mean, Sakura-chan?” he asked. “I mean, how about we make a bet.” She clarified. “What kind of bet?” Naruto asked. “Well kind of like this; if I win you buy me breakfast tomorrow.” She said. Naruto put his hand on his chin. “Fine Sakura-chan but, if I when you have to…” Sakura smirked. “What, I have to bye you ramen?” She guessed. Naruto shook his head. “No,”
“Then what, Naruto?” Naruto’s eyes turned devilish as a sinister grin came across his face. “You have to give me a hug.” He told her. Sakura was stunned. “A hug?” she repeated. Naruto nodded with a big grin. Sakura shook her head. “Fine Naruto,” she sighed. Naruto sniggered. “Let’s play!”

It was Sakura’s move; she was in check. She only had five pieces left. Naruto on the other hand had twelve. It was pretty clear that someone was throwing the game. Sakura moved her last pond right in the path of Naruto’s rook. “Your turn,” she said. Naruto put his hand on his chin in “deep” thought. “Ah,” he exclaimed. Naruto slowly knocked Sakura’s pond over with his rook. He was one move away for winning. “Hmmm…” Sakura pondered. She gradually moved her queen away from her king. “Sakura-chan, are you sure you want to do that?” Naruto asked. Sakura nodded. “Okay,” Naruto sighed, “Checkmate!”

Sakura face sported a disappointed look. “Naruto, I must be tired or something I know I could have beaten you.” She mocked. Naruto smirked. “Don’t make excuses Sakura-chan; I’m just getting better than you.” He said smugly. Sakura got off the bed and stretched. “Ahh, whatever Naruto.” Naruto smiled. “Aren’t you forgetting something, Sakura-chan?” he asked. Sakura gave him an innocent look. “Forget what?” “Our bet,” Sakura rolled her eyes. “Come here,” she said, opening her arms. Naruto grinned. He walked over to her and wrapped his arms around her. Sakura’s face blushed pink. She wrapped her arms around him and placed her head on his chest.

Meanwhile Jiraiya tip-toed to Sakura and Ino’s inn room; hearing nothing he casually tampered with the lock. The perverted old man opened the door. Trying to appear innocent he yelled…“Oops, sorry!” Instead of maybe finding two naked women he found…“Ahh, Naruto!”

Yes, Jiraiya found none other than his apprentice and his former teammate’s apprentice in an embrace, and a tight one in that. Naruto and Sakura quickly opened there eyes. “Ero-senni!” Naruto exclaimed. “How on earth did you get into my room?!” Sakura cried. Jiraiya tugged on his shirt. “Th-That’s not important right now.” “Then what is?” She posed. “The fact that you two were about to sleep with-” Naruto and Sakura glared.  “Don’t even!” they bellowed. “All we were doing was playing chest.” Sakura explained. Jiraiya snickered. “If that’s how you play chest than I should have learned a long time ago.” He said. Sakura twitched. Naruto let go of Sakura and pushed his “Master” out the door. “Ero-senni, would you please go.” He inquired. Jiraiya snorted. “Fine, all go. Just don’t do anything stupid; the last thing I need is Tsunade yelling at me because of you getting Sakura preg-” Naruto slammed the door in Jiraiya’s face.       

Naruto turned around and glanced at Sakura; she was on her bed putting the chess pieces up. Naruto got on the bed. “Sorry Sakura-chan,” he apologized. Sakura shook her head. “It’s not you fault that Jiraiya-sama is a walking hormone.” She said. “Uh Sakura, about the chocolates, I know you don’t feel the same way and…” Sakura looked up at him with a concerned look. “Huh?” she asked. “I care about you, Sakura-chan.”

“I told you Tsunade, it was nothing!” Jiraiya whined. Tsunade scoffed. “Ha! Nothing my butt! Do you know what nothing leads to?” Jiraiya shook his head. “It leads to something.” She added. Jiraiya remained confused. “So?” Tsunade sighed. “…And that something could be sex…! Do you want to take that risk; your prize student and my mine; parents at sixteen?!” She cried. Jiraiya shook his head once more. “Exactly; that’s why we need to stop this nothing before it becomes a something!” she bellowed. Jiraiya sighed heavily. “You been drinking, haven’t you?” “Only two and a half bottles …”

Naruto and Sakura sat still on the bed. Bang, bang! “I better get that…”  Sakura slipped off the bed. “Open up, you sex crazed animals!” a voice roared. Sakura shook her head. “Master’s been drinking again.” She sighed. She opened the door; a half drunk Tsunade and a humiliated Jiraiya stood in the hall. “Master hi-” “Don’t ‘Hi’ me,” Tsunade slurred, “I know you and that lemon head looser over there were getting busy!” Sakura and Jiraiya were speechless. Tsunade pushed her way through the door and walked over to Naruto, who was very confused. Tsunade struck him. “Ow!” he cried. “What was that for?!” “For knocking up my apprentice!” she yelled. Naruto and Sakura’s mouths fell opened. “WHAT!?” Naruto waved his arms frantically. “No, no; you’ve got it all wrong!” he yelped. “Master, we didn’t sleep with each other; we were playing chess!” She shrieked. “A likely story,” Tsunade alleged. Jiraiya grabbed Tsunade by the arms and dragged her through the door way. “Come on Tsunade,” he said. “Take your hands off me!” she snapped. “Tsunade, you need to sober up.” He told her. “You’re not leaving your perverted student alone with mine are you?!” “Don’t worry Tsunade; I’ll take care of it.” He assured her. Jiraiya pushed Tsunade out the door. “Sorry; I left her at the bar too long.” He explained. Naruto and Sakura glared. “GET…OUT…”

Naruto closed the door; he leaned on it with a heavy sigh. “Phew! That Tsunade-baachan is a nut.” Sakura stared at him with wide eyes. Naruto glanced around. “Uh, Sakura-chan,” Sakura ran up to him and wrapped her arms around him. Naruto stared at her. She held on tight and buried her head in his chest. “Um Sakura-chan maybe I should-” “No; I want to stay like this…” Naruto wrapped his arms around her. He rested his head on hers. Sakura lifted her head and looked at him in the eyes. “I care about you too…” she whispered, placing a kiss on his lips.

A short time later Ino dragged Sai through the door, literally; walking in on the scene of...Naruto and Sakura in a tight embrace…kissing.  “Well I’m always right,” Ino clarified proudly. Amazingly Sai smiled. “Well it looks like we can’t play prisoner and warden.” He stated relieved. Ino smirked. “Don’t give up Sai-e-kins; we still have your room. You know that belt you’re wearing would make a great switch.”


The End…?